For years I have searched for it, but it eluded me like some modern-day gooey Holy Grail.
When I was preggers, I actually went to a movie theater to order it (not even to see a movie!). Yes, the staff got a kick out of that.
But last week... I found it! I found it. After years of searching, here it is: Gehl's Nacho Cheese Stadium Sauce.
It tastes just like movie theater/baseball stadium nacho cheese. It's the real deal. Available at Pick 'n Save (near the Cheese Whiz). Why would anyone buy Cheese Whiz when they could eat... this?