So Todd and I were perusing the Black Friday ads today. We were thoroughly engulfed in ridiculously-low-priced high-tech GPS systems, notebook computers, printers, digital cameras, the latest Tickle-Me-Elmos, and inflatable Christmas lawn ornaments, when we came across the Menard's ad. There, on the front page, was a "Perfecta High Performance Toilet" with Jacuzzi Propulsion (TM) advanced flushing system. No joke.
I think I'm going to go toilet shopping on Black Friday. Thanks, Menard's, for keepin' it real.